Humor: Rodent Removal Day (Study — there will be a test)

Some things we learned in bible study.  In this crazy political season, I decided a little bible study might be appropriate so here is a short review:

Remember what Jesus said: ‘Goats on the left, sheep on the right’ (Matthew 25:33). 

Jesus also told Peter that if he wanted to catch fish do it from the right side of the boat. They did and filled the boat with fish.

John 21:6 (NIV) … He said, “Throw your net on the right side of the boat and you will find some.”

When they did, they were unable to haul the net in because of the large number of fish.

Origin of Left & Right…I have often wondered why it is that Conservatives are called the “right” and Liberals are called the “left.”  By chance I stumbled upon this verse in the Bible:

Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) – “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.”

Thus, sayeth the Lord. Amen.

It surely can’t get any simpler than that.

And now for a brief spelling lesson:

The last four letters in American……….I Can

The last four letters in Republican…… I Can

The last four letters in Democrats……. Rats

End of lesson! …Test to follow on November 6, 2018.

Remember, November 2018 is to be set aside as Rodent Removal Month.

“Never grow a wishbone where a backbone ought to be !!!”

(Received recently from a friend via email – edited slightly and graphics added/sc)

Finding Gems & Sharing Them – Humor: Rodent Removal Day (Study — there will be a test)

 

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