Since moving to Florida, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my MAGIC GREEN HAT.
When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left.
I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
Cut at least 3 hours off my waiting time.
It also works at Dept. of Motor Vehicles.
It saved me 5 hours.
At the Laundromat, three minutes after
entering, I had my choice of any machine,
most still running.
If you live in Texas, it might cut your wait
time at the grocery store.
But… don’t try it at McDonald’s.
The whole crew ran out the back door
and I never did get my order!
[Note: Received from a friend on email, don’t know the origin of the email but I am guessing that anyone who would wear one of these will not have the last laugh. I thought everyone knew that the US has no real border security.]